The high-class Christmas party at The Plaza is attended by a bunch famous people, ranging from successful designers, socialites, singers, and movie stars. Editors from various magazines and newspapers are also there. Ellen loves attending such party. Not because of the guests, or the exuberant atmosphere, but mostly for the food. The food served at events like this are exquisite. They’re usually prepared by highly reputable chefs, and Ellen always wants to taste every single type of food in order to learn something new.
She has done some small laps around the room, has been introduced to some people by Audrey, has said hi to some of her own acquittances, has even been interviewed by several journalists. She has done her duty well, and now it’s time to taste that canapé that has been drawing her attention since an hour ago. Ellen looks towards Audrey who seems to be having a serious conversation with some people from a fashion magazine. Since Audrey doesn’t eat much at events like this, Ellen approaches a long table where lots of canapés are served on.
Her eyes sparkle seeing the beauty that's laid in front of her right now. However, that beauty means nothing if it doesn’t come with the taste. “Let’s see if you’re gorgeous inside-out,” she mumbles to one of the canapés.
“What do you mean she just passed out?”
Ellen’s hand stops midway. The person who just said those words must’ve been unaware that her voice is not as low as she meant it to be. Ellen— along with some people around— turns towards the source of the voice and her eyes stop on a familiar figure. Ellen raises her eyebrows. Well, isn’t this a pleasant surprise? Who would’ve thought that Portia would attend the very same party that Ellen is attending?
Realizing that she was too loud, Portia looks down and talks on the phone with a voice that can't be heard from where Ellen is standing. Seconds later, she lowers the phone, lifts her face, and looks around while mumbling ‘sorry’ to some people in her vicinity. When finally the girl looks towards Ellen to apologize, Ellen catches her off guard. “You…?”
Ellen spins on her heel, now fully facing Portia while smiling. “Portia de Rossi, such a pleasant surprise. By the way, allow me to say that you look absolutely ravishing tonight.”
Even though Ellen puts out the compliment in a formal tone— giving a false impression that she had said it to each and every single woman in the room— she truly thinks that Portia looks gorgeous in her classic black and maroon cocktail dress.
Portia blinks. “What are you doing here?” she asks, waving away the compliment.
“I was about to ask you the same thing,” Ellen answers, “but before that, who passed out?”
“Oh.” Portia looks down to her phone then stashes it away in her purse.
“I hope it’s not your mom.”
Portia shakes her head. “No,” she says. “Kali just told me that there was a customer who suddenly passed out while picking some tartlets. But she’s alright now— I mean, the customer. Kali said that she’s regained consciousness and has gone away with her friend.”
“I see.”
“Yeah. We didn’t know why she passed out, but at least I hope it’s not because she just ate one of my tartlets,” Portia shrugs.
“I would’ve panicked if a guest passed out right after they dine at my restaurant,” Ellen agrees.
Portia smiles. “So,” she starts, “what a coincidence to see you here, Ellen DeGeneres.”
“I came with Audrey.”
Portia’s eyebrows slightly shot up.
“Don’t worry,” Ellen continues lightly. “I still have no intention to marry her.”
Portia only rolls her eyes.
“And you’re here with whom? Nic?”
“Nope. Another friend.” Portia looks past Ellen. “And she’s walking towards us right now.”
Ellen is just about to turn around to follow Portia’s eyes when suddenly the girl pulls the tip of her suit.
“And please don’t joke around about how you’re my fiancée and all. Understood?” the girl whispers with almost a pleading tone.
Ellen hasn’t got the chance to respond to that when Portia’s friend shows up.
“Hey,” the tall woman with tanned skin greets her. She smiles at Ellen, then at Portia. “Everything alright?”
“Yes,” Portia says quickly. “Fran, this is Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen, this is Francesca Gregorini.”
“Pleasure to meet you,” Francesca shakes hand with Ellen.
“Pleasure’s mine,” Ellen responds politely.
Francesca slightly frowns and she says, “Ellen DeGeneres? Now, why does that sound familiar?”
Ellen has heard people saying it million times. Ramses is one of the most famous restaurants in New York, and even though Ellen is no celebrity, her name is pretty well-known.
Francesca snaps her fingers. “Ah, yes. You’re the person who troubled Portia during high school.”
Ellen stops. She wasn’t expecting to hear that at all. This woman, Francesca Gregorini, knows what happened to Portia during high school. Obviously, Portia must’ve been the one who told her. But why did Portia tell this woman about that when she hadn’t even mentioned Ellen’s name to either her brothers or Nic before?
“It was a long time ago,” Portia is quick to interrupt. “Now we’re cool.”
Francesca looks at Portia, then back at Ellen. “Yeah?”
Even though Francesca is smiling, Ellen got the impression that she is staring at Ellen in a certain way as if to state an authority. But, Ellen doesn’t understand why Francesca Gregorini would want to give the impression that Portia is hers.
Hm. Ellen decides that she surely doesn’t like this woman. At all. But she’s curious as to who this woman really is to Portia.
“Yeah,” Portia answers since Ellen doesn’t. “Isn’t that so, Ellen?”
Ellen stares back at Francesca for a couple seconds, smiles amiably then looks at Portia. “Of course,” she says lightly. “Now we’re good friends.”
Portia returns the smile, looking relieved.
“Alright,” Francesca says and puts her left hand on Portia’s back.
“Mm. Fran, do you mind if I talk to Ellen for a second?” Portia asks.
“Of course not. Go ahead,” Francesca mumbles. She extends her hand towards Ellen once again and says, “It’s nice to meet you.”
Ellen doubts it, but she doesn’t say anything while she shakes her hand with a cold smile.
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After Francesca left, Portia indicates Ellen to follow her. Ellen obediently does so. Portia walks in front of her, climbing the staircase towards the patio, and stops behind one of the huge pillars.
“I know that technically we’re engaged, but I’m not sure whether we already got to the point of sneaking out in the middle of a party?” Ellen says while looking around stealthily. They’re not that hidden, in all actuality, but they’re quite away from the crowd since most people hang out around the main area. “I’m not complaining, though.”
Portia snorts quietly, then takes off her necklace. “I just wanted to give your ring back without doing it in front of everyone,” she says.
Ellen looks amused. “Oh, you managed to take it off, then.”
Portia slides out the silver ring from the chain of her necklace and hands it over to Ellen. “If this really belonged to your grandmother, keep it safe. Don’t just give it away to anybody.”
“I didn’t just give it away to anybody,” Ellen denies. “I gave it to you.”
“Because according to your mom we’re engaged?” Portia replies bitterly.
Ellen returns it with a bright smile nonetheless. “Exactly,” she says. But she still takes the ring that Portia hands to her and puts it on her left ring finger as usual. “Anyway, who’s that Francesca Gregorini woman?”
Portia bites her lip. “I apologize for what she said back there.”
“You don’t have to,” Ellen says. “What she said was true. I did turn your life into a nightmare.”
“You’re not like that anymore,” Portia shrugs.
Ellen’s smile widens. She’s happy to hear it from Portia. But, still, she doesn’t want to be deviated from the main topic, so she asks again, “So who’s Francesca? And why can’t I tell her that you’re my fiancée?”
Portia glares at her. “Because I’m not, DeGeneres!”
“You never held me back from saying so before.”
“That’s because…. because… Ugh! You’re so annoying.”
“Don’t change the subject, de Rossi,” Ellen hums.
Portia squints at her.
“Or I’m going to go to her now and tell her that..”
“Oh, shush!” Portia pouts, knowing that it was only one of Ellen’s playful threats. “She’s just a friend.”
“Nic, basically your best-est friend, have never heard of my name before I met him,” Ellen persists.
Portia sighs loudly. Ellen’s right. She never told nor Nic, nor her family, about Ellen. “She’s just a friend,” she states it firmly once more. Then with a much lower tone, “We were in a relationship once.”
Ellen raises her eyebrows. “She’s…. your ex.”
It’s not a question. Portia cringed. “I don’t even know why I’m telling you this, but, yes.”
Ellen stands in silence for a while, seemingly lost in her thought for a moment. “Whose call was it to end the relationship? Yours or hers?” she finally asks.
Portia stares at her with a frown. “Does it matter?”
“Yes.”
“Hers,” Portia answers reluctantly.
“But it seems like she still has feelings for you.”
Portia’s eyes widen. “You think so?”
Now Ellen frowns in displeasure. “Do you really have to look that happy?”
Portia sneers and rolls her eyes.
Ellen ponders for a while, then nods her head. “Alright. It’s okay. I’m not afraid of a little competition, as long as I get the same amount of chance as she does.”
“A chance to…?”
“To be close to you, obviously,” Ellen answers as if it should be something very clear already. “Though as your fiancée I shouldn’t have any competition at all. But it’s okay.”
“What?”
Ellen puts both hands on Portia’s shoulder and turns the girl around. “Go back to your friend,” she says, pushing Portia softly.
Portia turns around again to face Ellen with an amused look on her face. “You, who always declare yourself as my fiancée, is now pushing me into another woman’s arms?” she quips.
Ellen grins. “Don’t get used to it, because this is the first and the last time that you’ll ever hear me saying so.”
***********
She always says that we’re engaged, but look at that, Portia thinks to herself while watching Ellen from across the room. The short-haired woman is chatting with a pair of man and woman, while Audrey-the-gorgeous is standing next to her. Audrey is standing so close to Ellen that it almost looks like she’s practically slinging herself on Ellen— no matter how ridiculous it actually sounds.
And Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t do anything about it. That woman doesn’t move away nor does she seem to mind Audrey’s behavior.
Portia is stunned for a while, then frowns to herself. But why should Ellen mind it at all? And what’s more important is, why should Portia mind at all?
“Portia?”
Portia jolts and looks at Francesca. “Yes?”
“Mrs. Oliver asked how long have you been working on your patisserie,” Fran mumbles.
“Oh, I’m so sorry.” Feeling totally embarrassed, Portia tries her best to put her attention back to the conversation and get rid of Ellen and what she’s doing or not she’s doing from her mind.